I'd like to apply for the room but I'm rather elderly and can't quite afford the rent. I've only got 600. Can I make up the rest by mopping and washing the floors. Oh yeah, I've also got a few ailments: Pneumonia. Consumption. Leprosy. Worms. Gout. Jaundice. Typhus. Distended scalp. Gangrene. Scurvy. Dropsy. Quinsy. Distemper. Plague. Night sweats. Corns. Rickets. Brackets. Hardening of the arteries. Elephantiasis of the knees. Rheumatism. Catarrh. Dyspepsia. Doldrums. Croup. Piles. Lavender hysteria. Deposits. Torpid liver. Spathic jaw. Soreness of the parts. The Crimean itch. Earwigs. Miner's glans.
Otherwise I'm in great health!
Kirsten from the East Bay
· 3 years ago
So James, at the rate you are going it looks like you might be next to join the East Bay crowd. Not too shabby out here in Suburbia :)
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Pneumonia.
Consumption.
Leprosy.
Worms.
Gout.
Jaundice.
Typhus.
Distended scalp.
Gangrene.
Scurvy.
Dropsy.
Quinsy.
Distemper.
Plague.
Night sweats.
Corns.
Rickets.
Brackets.
Hardening of the arteries.
Elephantiasis of the knees.
Rheumatism.
Catarrh.
Dyspepsia.
Doldrums.
Croup.
Piles.
Lavender hysteria.
Deposits.
Torpid liver.
Spathic jaw.
Soreness of the parts.
The Crimean itch.
Earwigs.
Miner's glans.
Otherwise I'm in great health!